Previously on Survivor, the evil noob Russell Hantz left the game for good but not before ratting out his entire tribe's mechanisms to Kristina, Phillip and Matt. Rob finally learns something new by finding the idol for the first time (and he's played 4 times, no wonder he never wins T_T) and when Ometepe loses the challenge again Rob's cronies vote out Kristina over Phillip 4-3...
On the morning back from tribal council, Phillip begins wearing his pink tighty-whities which obviously disgusts everyone on the tribe, especially Natalie and Ashley, who seem to have formed a high school girl-ish relationship with each other and regularly ostracizes Phillip. Phillip seemingly had enough of everyone hating on him and decides to forge a relationship with Andrea and become her replacement Matt or something.
Speaking of Matt, it's duel time! This time it's between Rob's main threats on Ometepe: Kristina and Matt. Stephanie and Krista are sent from Zapatera while Rob and Grant are sent from Ometepe. The challenge is basically completing a 3x3 cube puzzle with big heavy pieces. Kristina, being the less muscular of the two, obviously has a huge disadvantage but still gives Matt a run for his money, but it's futile as Matt easily pulls ahead towards the end. Matt even has enough time to confront Rob and Grant about voting him out. More foreshadowing that Matt will return from Redemption Island and basically kill Rob's game plan. Stephanie and Krista aren't all that quiet either and basically tell Rob that he has them ready to flip come the merge, which doesn't seem to be anytime soon. Matt wins. Kristina's gone. End of the duel.
Then comes the challenge. Two callers lead a group of blindfolded people to pick up puzzle pieces and, when finished, the callers solve the word puzzle. David and Rob seem the obvious choice as they seem to be the only ones smart enough to solve puzzles. However, Sarita wants Stephanie to be the caller for some reason, and Stephanie fails disastrously by completely ignoring Ralph and sending all the others astray, leaving Rob plenty of time to finish the puzzle. Ometepe wins!
Then comes a truly funny segment where Rob and Grant find another idol clue in the reward package. Rob hides clue #2 and swaps it for the obscure and unintelligible clue #1 and leads Grant on a wild chase through the forest. Sadly for Grant, Rob already has the idol and is just messing around with him. Join the club, Grant. Join the club.
Well, now's time to play It's Anybody But Krista and Stephanie. Sadly, Krista and Stephanie are too lazy to play, although David does get into an argument with Sarita about not letting him be the caller, it really isn't enough for the Zap 6 to split. At tribal council, Krista does reveal the sub-alliances within the 6, being Mike/Steve and Ralph/Sarita/Julie which leaves David stranded. Krista thought she did some horrific damage to the Zap 6 alliance but honestly I don't see it and the Zaps vote her off 6-2.
Next time on Survivor, it seems that Natalie and Ashley ostracize Phillip even more, bringing about a Phillip spazz. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Phillip's related to James Clement somehow. And also, Matt's Redemption Island streak is put to the test by......Krista??? O.O that's a red herring for sure.
Einstein's Lost Twin Brother Award goes to Stephanie. Actually I would give this to Rob except that Rob acted like an asshole at Redemption Island and screwed his relations with Matt, and besides, he has 3 of these already. Stephanie convinced Rob that she was on his side after Russell screwed up and somehow managed to save herself even after messing the Zaps up on the challenge. If she can survive until the merge, she could influence this game yet!
Dumber'n a Bag of Hammers Award goes to Sarita. Again, I would give this to Rob but he made Grant look like a dumbass so no. Sarita just destroyed his relationship with David after choosing Stephanie over him for some reason for the caller. Although she seems to be the most strategical of the Zaps, she is a complete idiot socially having only Ralph as her main partner and pissing off the player with the highest IQ in Survivor history too. Maybe Stephanie could use this as leverage to save herself if/when Zap loses again.
Crazy Man Award goes to Phillip again, for wearing pink tighty-whities. 'Nuff said.
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