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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Skittles!

Skittles! I love them. They're my favorite candy, although I don't buy them that often because I get cavities if I do. Though I also love Maynards and Starburst candy too. Basically, I like any sour candy, which I suppose is better than the really sweet chocolate like Smarties for my teeth (...yeah, I have really crappy teeth). Though I really prefer not to eat those gummy worms and wine gums since they're so cheap I wonder if they put random chemicals into them like the Chinese put chemicals into babies' plastic toys which is an abominable practice (and this is coming from a Chinese guy too). Or, come to think of it, how KFC puts drugs into chickens to make them grow 5 legs/wings at a time. Yeah I know it might not be true, but hey, you never know the weird practices large multinational corporations will do to get the money out of our wallet. Come to think of it, all the food we eat might be full of drugs and other crap, so if all food is such, how can we avoid it?
Wow, this random train of thought I put into this post turned from me telling you guys about my candy preferences to mutated chickens.

Jack Layton's Death

I know this is long overdue but

Are There Any Troubles at Arsenal?

So you guys have all heard about Arsenal's recent woes at the transfer market and on the pitch, yes? Well, if you haven't, Arsenal have just sold arguably their best players in Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri to Barcelona and Man City respectively as well as Carlos Vela (to Real Sociedad) and Emmanuel Eboue (to Galataseray). Their replacements? Emmanuel Frimpong, Carl Jenkinson, Ignasi Miquel and Aaron Ramsay. Well, the headlines have been screaming for Wenger's head after these decisions, mainly because Wenger hasn't used the Fabregas/Nasri transfer fees to buy any world-class talent.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

New Season of Soccer!

Ah, August. The peak of summer, the last month before you have to go back to the dreadfully boring sludge of school. And the start of the new European soccer season!
Well, a few things happened in the summer that I wasn't aware about. For one, Sergio "Kun" Aguero is now at the trillionaires under the name of Manchester City. I thought Aguero's transfer was just to make Tevez stop threatening to leave unless he gets a $10000000000/week salary or something...

Revival

Alright after a 5-month absence I'm gonna start this thing again!

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